No longer are we the up and coming technological generation.  DVDs will go the way of the vhs, cds the way of 8 tracks, plasmas the way of whatever old tvs were, and we'll go the way of our parents...old.

Anyways, my point is, we're older, we're wiser, maybe less up to date, but past the blog.  Call it less free time or more worthwhile things to do with it.  Typing up how I'm feeling or what I did today or this week, it makes less and less sense.  Lets personalize relationships again, bring back the face to face catch up dinners and lunches and coffees.  lol, and if you don't want to have to look at my face, call me :)

XOXO

I have the most adorable boyfriend...such a sweetheart, what did I do to find such a quality guy??  And he has the cutest little ass...LOL

Just spreading the giddyness, we're registered at bad bear liquor...JK

XOXO

Crimes of Fashion

Ok I will admit to being a fashion disaster today....

I have half an hour before I have to be at work, all I know is that we're going to court, not federal, just local probate and misdemeanor stuff.  So I shower, scrunch my hair, throw on make up, coordinate a presentable outfit thats professional but not too formal today, put on my new jewelry, feel great, and head out the door.  After we're finished later this afternoon in court my lawyer turns to me and says "ok, now we have to go to the jail."  CRAP!!!!  I'm definitely wearing a black and white horizontal striped blouse with my black dress pants.  Needless to say I blended in with the jailbirds...It was like my own personal walk of shame walking in there and seeing my outfit on a couple dozen men in handcuffs.  All I have to say on my defense is at least I didn't have my own handcuffs with me that day, phew, glad I left those in the do not disturb section of my closet...jk jk

XoXo,

~Fahion Criminal

Haha, I stole this from Bui, but it cracked me up!!  Steph, I heart you, we need to find a good dreamsicle...you know, after project 2007....

I officially terribly dislike this night...My apartment is flooded and my puppet is being quite unruly!!!  Can't he just admit he wants the hot older girl and just be a good puppet???  Lol, that sounds awful, I think I'm just so agitated from all my new furniture being potentially ruined and not getting a call this afternoon when my apartment was flooding so I wouldn't have been out of the house for five hours to let all my pretty things sit in the water...Then the party that was supposed to distract me tonite from my wet apt got busted and we left but it wasn't much fun anyways, again, because of the unruly puppet!!  GEEZE, boys are so stubborn sometimes!!  He got mad at me cuz I wouldn't let his frat brother pour wine on me!!  ON ME!!!  WTF???  Ugh, I deign to like a drinking, smoking, youngen and he gets mad at me??  I am such a bitch...forgive me, blame it on me having to wade through water to get around my apartment and praying I don't get electrocuted.  I guess I should put some more decent pajamas on in case I do get electrocuted and its in the newspaper "waterlogged naked corpse found in local college apartment."  P.S. I don't really think I'm hot, I would like to think so, but he only hangs out with girls who are like 70 lbs and under...whats up with that????  Is the toddler look in?  I'll tell you whats in, black nails, J Lo had them on the VMA awards tonite, and guess whose had hers dark all week?  Lol, I knew when I saw Chanel selling black nail polish it would end up being trendy soon...so great, at least I can say I have trendy nails...wonderful, makes up for everything...oh wait, yeah I have to go to class in the morning!!  This is the most awful xanga entry, I just needed to vent I suppose...Anyone have a mop?  Or a whip? jk jk  Though it might not be a bad idea for the unruly one...

XOXO